- Hoist the sails!
- ...adn a tired child on the way home.
- what's that on Ian's computer?
- Next day sitting in the basement and cleaning...
- Piratey FREAKS.
- And just like that, she's gone.
- The maiden voyage!
- Getting the blue easter grass glued on.
- Little Caesar?
- Lonnie trying out his Bono look.
- Steve lookin' all Piratey.
- It's Teddy Roosevelt popping a cap in a headless bust!
- A broadside!
- ...and anchor
- Dale as "pirate gangsta"
- ...while Jess decides to drink one from her cleavage.